So this is what greeted DH when he got home tonight.

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Cause now DH is a fully fledged geek.

His midlife meltdown is over and he is now an IT professional.

On Thursday he went to do some work experience at a large IT company.  He was there for 3 hours when he was offered a job.

On Friday he went to work where he is a casual and told them of the offer.

Today they came back with an offer of more money than the other job to stay.

So even though he hasn’t even finished his course, he had two large corporations fighting over him.  His head was so inflated when he got through the door his fledgling Mo was nearly sucked right back into his face.

But he was soon brought crashing down to earth by the little sign tacked onto the bottom of Moo’s show of daughterly love.

If you look closely it says ‘I hate you’

Apparently it is a joke.  Boo was trying to make a joke.  So the Teletubbies stalking me in the middle of the night at the end of his arm whispering ‘Kill, Kill, Kill’ must be hilarious in his twisted mind….

Anyway.  DH is rather impressed with himself.  The first two things he thought of when he accepted the job?

Security for his family?

Being able to pay for the ‘free education’ we enjoy in Australia that will be thousands come January when Moo’s VCE course books need to be acquired and teachers bribed course fees paid?

His wonderful wife being able to buy all the shoes that she can eat?  (Sorry, Spamalot is in Australia and Monty Python skits are looping in my head)

Food on the freaking table?

No.

DH thinks now he has a well paying job he can buy another laptop.  And his wife is gunna put out.  In the middle of Movember.

I don’t think so buddy.  I have a song by Pink I want you to listen to.

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So here is the the photographic evidence of day one.

Today is more felon than porn star….

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It is also the start of his month long drought if-ya-know-what-I-mean…… I am waaaay too vain to put up with irritated skin for the sake of a mobster mo.

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Party blog is being continuously updated. Remants from Boo’s party, continuing prep for Moo’s party on Saturday and starting Dad’s party…… and then it is Christmas!

It’s that time of year again.

Mo-freakin’-vember!

DH has decided to join in the frivolity of Movember again this year. No kissing for you buddy. I hate him with a mo because he looks like a mobster and it plays havoc with my skin.

But worst of all bad porn music plays through my head when ever I see him.

Or, ‘I ‘ave come to clean zee pooooool’

His facial hair grows so sloooowly that he just looks scruffy for the first few weeks. Like he needs a good scrub down.

Wa waka wa waaaah.

Shit. Everything sounds like a porn line now.

Not that I know what porn is like of course.

What a lovely first post for my NaBloPoMo. Gunna get tons of people scrambling to read my posts.

In their underwear.

While waiting for their brown paper packages to arrive in the mail….

Not that I know what that means of course.