I am a stupid bint.
And it is MPS’s fault. Cause nothing is ever my fault. ‘Bout time he learned that.
So after a large ARRRGGGHHHH and a slap around the head for MPS, I am here to
whine tell you what happened.
Yesterday it was hot. You know the drill, bad tempered Kelley, sweaty breasticles,
hogging standing in front of the airconditioner with my skirt over the vent, kinda day.
And precious little sleep this YEAR. (sounds so much more dramatic than the last few nights doesn’t it) cause of the tiny terrorist and his stealth Ninja moves.
Moo and I were
slapping each other in frustration working on a little project and I was over playing at Aussie Bloggers. There was a thread about web safe colour tools or somesuch, click here to see it, and Moo and MPS were SQUEEing all over the shop at the thought. Especially the Firefox extension Colorzilla.
So being the wonderful person and kind mother that I am, (lets not mention the fact that I wanted it for what I was doing OK? Lets concentrate on my wonderfulness and selflessness as a wife and mother cause then I can blame my family for this sad little tale) I downloaded it for them.
But I needed to restart Firefox to install it.
Now my Firefox apparently has a little bug in it. That MPS keeps saying he will fix. When I quit and then restore session it opens every-freaking-window that I opened in the last whatever. There is no rhyme or reason to it. It can open things that were closed days ago. Or not. Who knows. Like a Firefox lucky dip. But it also opens every window 2-4 times. Lucky Dip again.
Now before anyone starts berating me. Yes, I know I shouldn’t have 4 windows open with 8 tabs each. I know I should be more organised and not leave so much shit open. So shut up. It is not my fault. See the second sentence of this post.
So I restart Firefox and go on my merry way. Delete the duplicate tabs.
Delete the draft version of Bugs, Injuries and Doctors Appointments.
No idea why that fucker was open. It was the draft without the pretty pictures.
Before I hit delete I thought, hang on, might just delete the content cause I am totally computer stupid and don’t know if I delete the draft if it would affect the completed version….
I continue my evening. Finally fall into bed around 2am.
This morning I log on. Moderate the newbie comments (thanks for commenting! I big pink puffy heart you all!!) and then think, hmmmm I wonder how many comments that last post has? I hardly ever look at the actual blog, except to swoon over that pretty pink button and the Blogger Choice award buttons ;), so I have a wander around.
What the FUCK?
Where is the post about the nits, swing collapsing on Boo (and by the way, poor little mite has a huge bruise across his shoulder blades. Dodged a bullet there my lovelies. If it had fallen on his neck, or his face, I honestly don’t think he would still be here….) etc etc etc.?
IT. IS. GONE.
I deleted it.
I mean MPS is a bastard. And my neighbours asshats. And that guy walking along the street out the front. And my 3rd grade teacher. And Osama Bin Laden.
And it is EVERYONE else’s fault. And I hate them all.
Oh, but not you my lovelies. I ❤ all of you of course……
And of course I don’t have a copy of it. And of course I have no idea what I wrote cause it was just a brain dump. And of course I am mightily peeved cause, well, it makes my blog look messy.
And I hate messy.
So the lesson? Whip MPS’s arse till he fixes the fucking thing. Never EVER delete anything to do with my blog. And take some time to learn what I am freaking doing.
Anyone know of a WordPress for Dummies?