Look at that pretty button in the sidebar. Isn’t it pretty? Don’t you just want to stroke it with your mouse.

And click on it?

‘Cause apparently I am hot.

But right now only one person thinks so……

and I need another 631 votes to beat out that Dooce woman. *snort*

And Why Mommy.

Today Why Mommy bestowed me with my very first blog bling. Yes, I am a blog bling virgin. Is it because I only came out of the blogging closet 5 weeks ago or is it because no one loves me? I am hoping it is the former.

Anyway. Thanks! I am honoured. Especially when it comes from someone whom I admire so much. Moo is wearing the pink connies today as I am flat out busy laying on the couch and acting all pathetic like.

Here is the bling baby!

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Now apparently (see I have no idea!) I have to pass it on to 10 (!) people that make me smile.

OK. In no particular order:

  • Emma at meanderingsofemma cause she is daring enough to blog about what she has spent in a day and be HONEST about it! Me, not-so-much, ‘yes honey those shoes were on sale for 5 bucks! Really! No, I don’t seem to have the receipt…… toast for dinner 3 nights in a row? Oh it’s cause Oprah said it was cleansing and increases brain function….. really!’
  • I definitely have to fling one by Grundir the Implacable at Mattress Police only cause it will get him all riled up and Dementor-like. I am a bitch like that. And I am a sucker for a guy with a cool name and wearing black and no face and stuff. Diesel can share it seeing he keeps me entertained on a regular basis and his comments here crack me up.
  • LaDaddy has to get one purely because he blogged about his daughter giving herself a dutch oven and I gaffawed so hard while sitting with the tiny terrorist last night that I woke the little turd up. Then he pulled out a magazine from under his bed and stared at womens legs for an hour. This is known as Boo Porn. That is a whole ‘nother post that I will explain at a later date, or tonight, or never and just keep you hanging. Cause, yet again, I am a bitch like that.
  • Can I give one to Erin! even though she doesn’t have a blog? I wanna give one to Erin! cause 1. She has a ! in her name which always makes me smile and 2. She writes amazingly looooong comments in the middle of the night without the aide of a coffee machine.
  • I HAVE to give one to White Trash Mom for her post today. I have blogged about it already but it still is cracking me up and has actually got me interested in crafting again. I have been lurking over there forever, ’bout time I showed some appreciation for her trashiness.
  • Certifiable Princess needs to be recognised cause she is totally mad. And crazy. And sometimes she is so gawd-damn-honest she moves me to tears. And cause she calls her husband ‘hotband’ and that is sooooo cool!
  • Oh, and for reminding my family about their love for all things Chuck Norris Verycontrary. I am sorta regretting that one cause Boo is getting in on the fun and Boo being Boo doesn’t know when to freaking STOP!

And cause I can plead ignorance in not knowing the rules for this blingyness I want to pass it on back to WhyMommy cause she is in my thoughts every day and cause I wish I lived closer to her cause I would love to squeeze her little boys, cook her dinner and sit and have a chat. There are a million people that I would like to bestow this blog bling on that have entertained me during the long loooooong nights of ‘sleep is an optional extra’ with my Boo. Distracting me from the continual shit and toothpaste sagas and the ever present reminder that my baby girls are now young women and don’t need me anymore….

And most importantly distracted me during the horror that was the week without real coffee. *shudder*