Boo shouldn’t drink orange juice. It makes him a little silly.
Today I let him have some.
He drank it and said:
‘I love orange juice. I will make a club for orange juice drinkers’
and then he made a powerpoint presentation about it.
It will be OK. You are right. All of you. He will be happy with whatever he gets on Christmas day even if the
fucking cubby isn’t here.
…….and then he pissed all over the lounge.