A common phrase in this household is:
‘you are going to blog about this aren’t you’
my response ‘I fair am.’
Everything and everyone is fair game.
Once on a blog someone mentioned that if a man is right handed his left testicle will hang lower. And vice versa. Apparently there was a study or something (methinks high school boys?)
So I went in to DH. He was asleep.
I lifted up the bed covers to look.
‘Whaaaat?’ came the mumbled sleep filled voice from the bed. Asshat went to bed while I was up with the little turd bouncing off the walls.
‘Which hangs lower, left or right? C’mon inquiring minds wanna know!’
A cloud came across his face. ‘Your blogging about this aren’t you?’
I hightailed it outta there.
The next morning while he was doing his manly duties, making me a bucket-o’-latte, he called me into the kitchen.
‘You know that question you asked me last night?’
I stepped carefully out of reach…
‘Yeeeeesssss?’ I cagily replied
‘Well tell them no. I am right handed and the left is higher’
Cool. Excuse me while I go and update……
Speaking of blog fodder and DH. Here is the latest MoFoTo.
Edwardo the pool boy has no fear of losing his job. Nor the pizza delivery guy.