Picture this:

Teenage girl.

Away for the weekend and then day of shopping in the City.


Expectation? Said girl ringing Mummy saying I ran out of money or borrowing money off friends.

Reality. Too handed me $90 change.


After I picked myself off the floor I handed her $20 and she THANKED ME and gave me a kiss and said I love you.

Pocketed the rest. I haven’t been to my favourite little shoe boutique in days……