There he is. Sitting watching the AFL Grand Final. Yelling at the TV like every other red blooded male in the state of Victoria and South Australia (born and raised in SA, but lived longer in Vic).
All the other males are sitting with their mates, swigging beer and swearing at the television.
DH (the affectionate form) is sitting on the lounge, eating delicately spiced potato chips out of a bowl and sipping on diet coke out of a glass.
My manly man.
Using a coaster.