(teenage daughter speak… means reel good like)
Yeah I still got it baby! I am a champion. I hear the crowds cheering ‘Go Mummy, Go Mummy’
Their pom poms are latte coloured in honour of their hero……
I just managed to wrestle Moo to the floor. She’s 2 inches taller than me baby! Yeah, I am a suuuuperstar!
side note: Moo and I do this all the time, at home, in the supermarket…… it’s all in play and rather heart-attack inducing to the little ol’ ladies in the veggie aisle. No Mummy is hurt in these altercations… LMAO
In the kitchen, I slap Moo on the butt. Moo turns to me:
Her eyebrow twitches ‘Yeah, you wanna go me?’
‘Yeah I’ll go you..’
I saunter up to her ‘It’s on.’
And it was.
And I am a star. I got her down on all fours, forehead on the floor and snapped her bra strap.
And now this poor ol’ girl who aint-what-she-used-to-be needs a nap.