Yeah, apparently YESTERDAY was delurker day. No bastard told ME though….
So all my fav US blogs are proudly displaying this badge:
Oh how I loves me some flashing cartoon guy.
And saying nice things to their peeps to get them to come out of lurkdom and say howdy.
Well you know I don’t work like that.
You know I have a mean streak. Especially when we are on day 450 of 40C temps and my breasticles are melting. Even with ice cubes in my bra.
And the fucking nits are back.
And it is killing me to drink my stinking hot latte, but I do it anyway cause it is my crack.
And Boo is screaming at the dishwasher cause MPS forgot to put it on last night and I HAVE to put those freaking Christmas plates away. Even though I love them so…. and I don’t do handwashing.
And from my position on top of the airconditioner with the laptop and said steaming hot cup-o-joe I can see Boo emptying the drawers in the kitchen, the hole he has ripped in the carpet (!!!) and ants trying to find a way in through the window. Oh and now he is coming at me with a staysharp knife saying ‘Mummy open this!’ I can’t see anything but the cool steel blade.
Hmm, it looks cool. Maybe if I rest my face against it….
Oh yes my lovelies, I have lost it. Big time.
So come out of lurkdom. Say hello. Or get the fuck away from that knife. Or make sure someone takes photos. Or something.
See if we can make this blog explode.
And if you don’t? I won’t tell you where I am moving to.
Cause I am that much of a biatch.
Edited to add: Thanks to Veronica for the updated badge. Smootches.