Yeah, apparently YESTERDAY was delurker day. No bastard told ME though….
So all my fav US blogs are proudly displaying this badge:
Oh how I loves me some flashing cartoon guy.
And saying nice things to their peeps to get them to come out of lurkdom and say howdy.
Well you know I don’t work like that.
You know I have a mean streak. Especially when we are on day 450 of 40C temps and my breasticles are melting. Even with ice cubes in my bra.
And the fucking nits are back.
And it is killing me to drink my stinking hot latte, but I do it anyway cause it is my crack.
And Boo is screaming at the dishwasher cause MPS forgot to put it on last night and I HAVE to put those freaking Christmas plates away. Even though I love them so…. and I don’t do handwashing.
And from my position on top of the airconditioner with the laptop and said steaming hot cup-o-joe I can see Boo emptying the drawers in the kitchen, the hole he has ripped in the carpet (!!!) and ants trying to find a way in through the window. Oh and now he is coming at me with a staysharp knife saying ‘Mummy open this!’ I can’t see anything but the cool steel blade.
Hmm, it looks cool. Maybe if I rest my face against it….
Oh yes my lovelies, I have lost it. Big time.
So come out of lurkdom. Say hello. Or get the fuck away from that knife. Or make sure someone takes photos. Or something.
See if we can make this blog explode.
And if you don’t? I won’t tell you where I am moving to.
Cause I am that much of a biatch.
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Edited to add: Thanks to Veronica for the updated badge. Smootches.
January 11, 2008 at 12:25 pm
You said Comment Crack.
ha!
January 11, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Shit woman you are quick! I only just freaking posted this… and just closed the window on your blog.
You are really keeping your promise aren’t you. Good girl. I would pat you on the head but I am all sweaty, I mean glowing.
January 11, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Say crack again….
January 11, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Mmmmm, coffee… hey what’s wrong with an iced latte? You some sort of temperaturist?
Oh dear… one of the neighbours screaming “OH NO” … better go check if the woman next door’s in labour.
January 11, 2008 at 1:05 pm
phatsheep: Want me to whisper it in your ear? *gaffaw*
Naomi: Latte gotz to be hot. White hot. Like in 16 Candles hot. Make sure you take the camera to the neighbours, we wanna see too!
January 11, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Crack to a crack-head, chocolate to a woman PMS’ing. And a good solid FUCK to you and me. I mean, “The Saying of a good solid FUCK” to you and me.
I’d have to un-delurk to delurk. And you know I don’t un-anything.
love ya babe.
January 11, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Does it count as delurking if I’m a faithful stalker?
January 11, 2008 at 1:15 pm
so does that mean that the comment ho’s have to not comment today cos they are not lurkers? I’m confused.
no one told me either. Asshats
January 11, 2008 at 1:23 pm
If you want, I can email you a copy of the slightly modified for Australian bloggers de-lurk badge. Or you can pinch it off of my site. Whatever.
Ugh@ the heat. Tassie is just about the same temp and Hello? this is TASSIE!
January 11, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I never get the Delurker memo until too late either. I’m doing it next week.
January 11, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Unfortunately, I have no idea who was screaming. 5 candidates (plus random tafe students walking past) and all looking serene and innocent. I did manage to score a rocking chair, a dressing table and a chest of drawers, though. A 5 minutes well-spent.
January 11, 2008 at 2:02 pm
awww poor you hun
go and sit back on that air con!
mwah
January 11, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Hotfessional: *gaffaw* God you are insane. That’s why I loves ya.
Stimey: I always love hearing from you anyway. But this means you have to comment twice. You and the voice in your head. If there is more than one…. God help ya, and get em to comment
Bettina: Same goes to you what I said to Stimey. Mwah
Veronica: Shit. I haven’t been to your blog yet today….
Sonia: Might to it again with ya…. he he he
Naomi: ?????
Salisburymob: smootches back babe. It has cooled down significantly now and I am feeling less murderous..
January 11, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Magneto – I wandered outside ‘to check the mailbox’ and one set of neighbours (the sane ones *sigh*) are moving. They offered me a whole heap of stuff that they couldn’t be bothered moving
PS. You really don’t wanna hear from the voices in my head.
January 11, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I have become a faithful stalker and commenter. I have OCD so once I latch on, sorry you’re stuck with me. I read blogs to procrastinate. They are my crack. I have a problem. But I don’t carry a knife.
January 11, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Me too!! I don’t have a knife either
January 11, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Maybe you can threaten the nits with the knife?
January 11, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Not sure if my one comment the other day qualifies as de-lurking, but if not – here you go! Keep up the laughs so I can snort more Coke out of my nose – That´s snort more DIET Coke OUT of my nose WITH LAUGHTER. That´s MY crack. (Sorry can´t do coffee, it is the devil´s drink. Please don´t hate me.)
January 11, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Naomi: So you didn’t steal the woman in labours furniture. Good
Ange: Glad I can add you to my list of stalkers. A gal can’t have too many of them!
Boneblower: But that ‘bone looks menacing.
Riayn: Bwaaa haaa haaa!! You funny chick.
Guera:
Did you hear I made someone snort cottage cheese out their nose? OMG that was awesome…. Now I just need to find someone who can snort a steak outta their nose. THAT would be the ultimate.
January 11, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Hardly delurking, but commenting nonetheless
Love that badge.
BTW isn’t it still the 10th somewhere in the world..
January 11, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Just found your blog! Happy delurking day
January 11, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Hey! Delurking! (I know, I’m not really a lurker either. Oh, well.)
Say, thanks for calling me the Hottest Daddy Blogger… *blush*… (http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/29709/ if y’all don’t believe me!)
January 11, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I’m where a blood stained shirt whilst commenting here, hopefully that will be enough to scare the knife away from me.
January 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Do I count as a lurker if I’ve been lurking for like 2 months because I’m too busy to do more than read blogs?
You’re a champ for still commenting on my blog even though I’ve been ignoring yours.
<3 ya babe (and I’ll get round to that too, one day
)
January 11, 2008 at 5:49 pm
No-one told me either.
But saying hi anyway. Sorry I’m late.
Loving summer are we?
January 11, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I thought I was going to melt earlier on.. And it is Windy here as well as stinking fucking hot… Bloody bushfires everywhere too..
oh well it could be worse.. At least I haven’t got nits..
Good luck Kelley..xxx
January 11, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Meg: Good point.
Jenty: Hi! Wish I could visit yours….. you didn’t leave a link!
Doodaddy: Well I think you are hot, but I can’t work out how to get into the thing to nominate or vote for anyone. Thanks to the person that did. I suspect it was MPS. But then that would mean he thinks you are hot… hmmm….
Martia: WTF? Blood stained shirt? Are you OK???? Do you need help burying the body?
Kin: I comment cause I love ya. And I have a comment addiction. I expect 2 comments every day from you from now on!
Missy: Piss off. You summer loving biatch. Good thing I still love ya anyway or I would be coming at you with a nit covered knife
Kim: Ooooh it is lovely here right now. Cool gusts of wind blowing a gale through my house. I just wanna sit naked in the driveway and freak out the neighbours…. he he he. Bushfires suck. We have had our fare share, but thankfully none yet this summer!
January 11, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I’m coming out to delurk too! Damn I didn’t know delurk day had been and gone either.
I have no idea how you survive in 40 degree heat. Everyone is complaining over here in NZ and we are only getting to around 28C – Nothing compared to across the ditch in OZ!
Thank God for aircon
.
January 11, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Glad you liked the new badge.
January 11, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I only lurk sometimes!
January 11, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Thank goodness the cool change arrived when it did !
Not a lurker but blathering anyway
January 11, 2008 at 10:23 pm
How does one De-lurk when not actually lurking in the first place???? If anyone figures it out let me know.
Glad the weather cooled down for you – maybe the nits will freeze to death now. Here’s hoping anyway. Or maybe if you are willing to sacrifice some of your latte you could feed it to the nits and see what they are like on caffeine – they might just exhaust themselves into extinction. Heres hoping anyway.
January 12, 2008 at 12:04 am
I’m sorry you’re so hot, no wait, that you’re in such a hot place. Better. The last time we talked about the heat you’re suffering, I told you I wished I could complain about heat in January. the NEXT DAY the temperature was 30 deg. F warmer than the day before and the day after that it got REAL rainy. Rain in January, in Chicago, is as rare as unmelted ice where you are. So, I’m not going to express any wishes – except for health, happiness and a good f(never mind) for you. And I am now de-lurked.
January 12, 2008 at 1:06 am
Oh hi.
What about a nice iced latte? Wouldn’t that do the trick?
January 12, 2008 at 1:29 am
Since you can’t really delurk on your first visit, I’ll just leave a comment… Thanks for stopping by my blog. I’ll be back to check yours out more!
From one totally latte addict to another: it’s never too hot for a fix.
January 12, 2008 at 2:35 am
Wow, I missed the delurking day also. WTF, why does no one tell us these things?
January 12, 2008 at 2:56 am
hmmm…I feel so out of the loop cuz I had no idea it was delurker day. I feel so unloved. Well, not really…I’m usually the last to know…lol.
Sorry about the lice. I know from experience how much that totally blows.
January 12, 2008 at 4:16 am
I don’t think anyone in the States got the memo either. I had 59 people visit yesterday and still only had around a dozen comments on my post from yesterday. I think I’m gonna start doing that now…sending people goofy logos for a non-existant celebration day that occurred the day before. You know, like the “Recieve a new car Day”…damn, you just missed it…
January 12, 2008 at 5:54 am
I would kill for a latte right now…
Maybe that would help me blog.
I laughed out loud in my classroom when I read crack!
I need a drink!
January 12, 2008 at 7:50 am
hey, I pop in, I dont always comment, but I do always read. Love the cartoon flasher.
January 12, 2008 at 8:34 am
I totally get the latte = crack thing.
January 12, 2008 at 9:43 am
Latte is crack… yeah, I’m with you there. I had a 8 hour period when “Eduardo ‘cum in my mouth’ espresso machine” had decided to play the last post and die on me. My German killing machines hid, my sister stopped running around in circles and followed the dogs and my internet coven attempted to soothe my fury. This biatch does not do daylight without with a triple hit of Eduardo’s sem.. ooops, ebony brew.
My daddy bought me a new one. I love my daddy.
January 12, 2008 at 10:52 am
You’re just jealous cos the voices are talking to me…………….
oh sorry. what was that? you wanted MORE comments from your comment ho’s?
sure thing. Anytime babe. Happy to oblige
smootches
but I am not snorting a steak out my nose for ya – luv has his limits! lmfao
January 12, 2008 at 10:54 am
ooops didn’t see Anja there………. yes it was scary alright! We rejoiced and danced in the streets when she replaced that damn coffee machine (may it never break again! *crosses self*)
January 12, 2008 at 11:08 am
Can you stop talking about the nits – you are making my head itchy!
Missed delurking day by 2 days but I am commenting!
Kelli
January 12, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I can so see Bettina singing “I will do anything for love, but I won’t do that” We now know what Bettina *won’t* do. Hehehe… this means she sure does a lot.
*runs out of the room singing “Play that funky music, white boy”*
January 12, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I’m here! I’m here!
January 12, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Hi. Officially delurking
cheers
Nanc
January 12, 2008 at 2:32 pm
hardly delurking here either but dropping in just the same because I love ya and I feel your pain with the heat and the breasticles and I’m just about ready for Winter again…ok, not quite winter, maybe autumn.
January 12, 2008 at 2:33 pm
thought I’d just take you to 50
January 12, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Two comments a day? Are you joking woman? I barely remember to come back and check your comments (cause they crack me up).
You’re damn lucky I remember to read your damn posts
January 12, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Wow you are POPULAR!!! lol
I hereby de-lurk for you again – late but still ……
xxx
January 12, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Well I lurk sometimes but not today … I didn’t see my American rss blogs delurk badge.
January 12, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Wow! I almost felt dirty reading this…
LOL!
January 13, 2008 at 2:48 pm
lol Anja!
Just so long as it doesn’t involve kangaroos, moving, fire, surgery, snorting things out my nose or handcuffs its all good
Biatch!
January 13, 2008 at 3:36 pm
**Imagines B. snorting a steak outta her nose**
Who said luv was a he ??
January 13, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Geebus Wheezus, is that the same Nikki that goats, sheep, and anything else that isn’t nailed down either run for the hills or bats their eyelids at… especially when you have a blue glove and lube?