So I was in the shower this morning defurring.
And cleaning the shower. And deep conditioning my hair. All at the same time. Cause I am a woman and I can multi task like that.
And I saw this:
What the fuck? Yeah, it is a shocking photo but 1. I really didn’t want to look. 2. Boo has a thing for legs and if he saw me taking photos of my leg then he would want to do a freaking power point presentation about it and take it to school for show and tell and C. isn’t it humilating enough to post a photo of your leg with freaking red shit all over it without breaking out the bloody floodlights?
My grandma has that sorta shit. How did something like that end up on my freaking inner knee cap place? Yeah, like it has a name.
It is right on my leg where I rest my laptop. Leg bent, laptop resting, opposite foot tapping ‘hurry up, hurry up, the tiny terrorist is occupied for 5 fucking minutes let me get a quick post/comment out before he starts his reign of terror again’ tattoo.
So what is it? Radiation poisoning from my MacBook? Bloggers inner thigh? Laptop-itis? Is there a support group I can join? A magical creme?
Amputation?
So I am starting to look like my freaking eleventy hundred year old grandmother in the nursing home. Better check my chin and upper lip for Nanna hairs.
On second thought. Lets not.
December 28, 2007 at 8:51 pm
I’m just going to clear up that that is a worse than shocking photo. It looks like it should be one of those magic picture, where you squint your eyes and it turns into something else.
What is it? I can’t even see it. Maybe it is *gasp* varicose veins?
December 28, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Oh love, the age difference is shrinking as we speak! I have these on my ankles. There is no cure that doesn’t cost money, and lots of it. Welcome to the club
December 28, 2007 at 9:33 pm
what is the photo? Is it connect the fuckin dots??? mmm.. I might come back later.. loike when you decide t post a betta pic britnee
(hehehehehe)
December 28, 2007 at 10:00 pm
can’t see anything hon.
December 28, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Well…you’re probably going to die.
December 29, 2007 at 3:57 am
I was gonna be all sympathetic and shit until I read Mr. Fabulous’ comment.
Now I’m just laughing.
Sorry! Love you! Don’t die yet!
December 29, 2007 at 9:58 am
Hmm… looks like some broken blood vessels. Nothing really to worry about. I have a whole bunch of them.
December 30, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Uncross your legs at the laptop.
Heh, I thought I was going blind (um… already there, kinda) I can’t see nuffin.
January 3, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Yep…sorry, babe; join the club! You should see the backs of my legs. Hey, maybe that could be a great new idea for a thread topic on Aussie Bloggers? Forget photos of pets – let’s post our loving close-ups of varicose veins and hairy moles, call it “Beat This”!! Arrrghhh! (BTW, that is a really,/i> bad photo…hehehe)