Well it is Christmas Eve.
The kids are playing on the playstation. Little do they know that the poor ol’ PS2 will be relagated to the scrap heap tomorrow with the arrival of the Wii and shiny new computers.
The cubby is here. After a concerted effort by MPS and on the threat of bringing Boo to their homes on Christmas morning, the rest of the cubby arrived at 4pm.
With no instructions. No diagrams. No fucking clue what to do. Oh, and we have to pre-drill our own holes and cut the wood to size. A ‘kit’ my fucking arse. Once we get our legal advice I will let you know the name of the company to never ever deal with.
When it arrived in a huge truck, Boo ran outside excitedly exclaiming ‘My Hyperdash is here!’.
The Hyperdash is indeed here, thanks to all my wonderful lovelies that went looking and Boneblower who got her inlaws to drop it off on their way through our town. Smootches.
But the fat bloke will get the glory. Bastard.
Boo is watching Shrek the halls.
MPS is playing on his computer.
Amy is screaming around her pen like a bunny possessed. Probably excited knowing that Santa will fill her stocking with yummy treats.
Everything I ordered turned up today. Including the awesome photo book I won from Click on print.
I got the most gorgeous gift in the mail from one of my fabulous internet buddies, covered in paper with <3’s all over it. Shoe shaped chocolates and a shoe for everyday desk calendar that will take pride of place on my desk at work. Thankyou C. Smootches babe.
We are about to sit down and watch the Carols while drinking eggnog. And then Santa will get down to business.
I want to take this opportunity to wish each and every one of you Merry Christmas, Happy Hannuka, a wonderful Ramadan, fabulous Winter Solstice, a fantastic Kwanza and whatever else I have forgotten.
I am truly blessed to find the world of blogging and the amazing people that inhabit the blogosphere. Every day I am entertained, informed, horrified, humbled and brought to tears, both happy and in commiseration.
Every morning I wake to comments on what I have posted, when I get home from work and other times of the day. Comments that make me feel part of a wonderful global community.
<3 my lovelies. I consider you all family.
Now where is my fucking present.
December 24, 2007 at 9:33 pm
And a very merry Christmas to you.
I’m so glad everything ended up arriving on time, and hope you’re able to put it all together with a minimum of swearing and hammered thumbs. Or heck, with a lot of swearing, just for the sheer fun of it.
December 24, 2007 at 9:53 pm
heheheheh you are my Biaaatch and my present is for Boo… hehehehe I took a photo of Santa….
Yep snapped the careless fat bugger right outside in the Tassie sky..
mmm think he might be heading your way too….
Ho Ho Ho Farking Ho
<3 Kim xxxx
December 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm
oh kelley, pretty choc shoes? But how’d the get the heals to stay so pretty? Just you all over! And i hope we get to see some of that quotes on the other shoes. And such a pretty box too.. And i bet it will be hard to turn each day over. Maybe you can keep them all and do something crafty with them..
He he…
Enjoy you day.
Lub Lisa <3<3<3
December 24, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Ha, you got them. I heard something from a Little Bird about that. Can’t reveal the Bird’s identity though.
I am so glad that everything turned up for you for the Cubby.
Thank you so much for sharing so much of you and your family in your blog. It has been wonderful to read all of it. And thank you also for all the laughs, the gut-wrenching moments and sharing the love you have for all your kids.
However, perhaps you could put a disclaimer on your blog for next year that anyone reading it should get an extended warranty on their computer before reading, and check that it covers food/beverage spray LOL
Seriously, wishing you and all the family all the very best for Christmas. I hope that you have a wonderful day together.
I may join you in the Blog World in the New Year – will see what happens.
Take care
December 24, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Ooh is the shoe calendar a little desk one where you rip the pages out each day?
I saw one of them at my shops and immediately thought of you and wondered if you were getting one. LOL
Merry Christmas Kelley, hoping that you have the best day ever and that the cubby gets put up without too much hassel.
December 24, 2007 at 10:16 pm
gee, that birdy does get around. I’m sure i heard it tweet too…
December 24, 2007 at 11:35 pm
You sure it was the same Birdie Lisa??? Ooops taking over Kelley’s blog here LOL
If it is the same Birdie, she does get around doesn’t she……….
December 24, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Merry Christmas babe, have a great day!
December 25, 2007 at 12:19 am
snort.
Where’s my fucking presents indeed.
December 25, 2007 at 2:00 am
merry xmas kel..
i hope that boo has a wonderful day today, despite the fact that the cubby company f*&&^^D up…. hope you get it all sorted.
December 25, 2007 at 2:45 am
Happy Christmas Eve!
And your gift is on it’s way! As I’m sure your gift for me is. Heh.
I hope Christmas rocks for y’all. I’m fearful for Santa if it doesn’t.
December 25, 2007 at 5:44 am
Merry Christmas! So HAPPY that everything arrived on time!!
December 25, 2007 at 8:06 am
Merry Christmas, MB2!
December 25, 2007 at 9:17 am
I am so glad that your cubby has arrived on time, hopefully it won’t take your the rest of the holidays to build the sucker.
It is great to hear that Boo is so excited about Christmas. I just know that he and the rest of your family are going to have a great day today.
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2007 at 9:46 am
Yup I think it’s really unfair that the big fat red guy gets all the credit!
Compliments of the season from me and mine to you and yours.
Cheers
December 25, 2007 at 10:21 am
Yay!
Soooo glad it arrived for you – and SO funny he thought it was his Hyperdash – the boy is a classic
Merry Christmas my lovely – sent you a Santa photo of Mini-Angel and lots of love.
<3
A xxx
December 25, 2007 at 11:02 am
Yay! So glad it got there.
Merry Christmas to the Magneto Bold Too family! Hope Santa was good to you all.
December 25, 2007 at 11:51 am
Oh dear God, Kelley, I soooooo <3 you. Yay for the cubby! Yay for everything! Have a wonderful Christmas with your wonderful family.
December 25, 2007 at 7:01 pm
I’m so happy that it all arrived on time, but bummer about the “kit”. Bastards.
I assembled a doll’s house last night – at least it came with instructions and all the holes and lugs lined up. Have to say it was nearly easier than getting the frigging Bratz dolls out of the packaging. 15 minutes each – I kid you not
Hope you had a great day. <3 mwah mwah
December 26, 2007 at 12:45 am
Hi Kelley.
I read your blog (with some directtions from Bettina) You make me laugh, you make me cry, I wonder if Boo could make me a shit and toothpaste mural for my wall. (Beats the fuck out of graffiti) So the fucktards delivered his present. Cool shit! Hope Christmas rocked your socks. Take it easy, babe. Hope the new year is shit easy (as if)
Blessed Be.
December 26, 2007 at 6:36 am
Well, I’m obviously a bit late. Didn’t get near the computer for a few days.
I hope you had a wonderful day and YAY for the cubby arriving. Ugh @ having to do all the work.
December 26, 2007 at 12:35 pm
We went out to dinner tonight. No cooking, kids looked after by respite worker, yummy meal, nice company, 10-15mins from home etc etc. Strongly recommend it – if you really want to be out on chrismas eve, not help the kids set up cookies etc for santa, miss putting them to bed with all the anticipation in their eyes………….next year we’ll go out on 23rd!!!! Merry Christmas babe and thanks for introducing me to the blogging world! xox
December 26, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Glad you had a good time…Happy Boxing Day!! Cheers…