Comments on: Even Santa is a bureaucrat.

By: Fortnightly Update for 13th December | Dipping into the Blogpond

Fortnightly Update for 13th December | Dipping into the Blogpond — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:51:48 +0000

[...] Now if you really want to freak your kids out this Christmas, get them to fill in a Santa’s Visit Application – hehe. Available at Magneto Bold Too – Even Santa is a Bureaucrat. [...]

By: babychaos

babychaos — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:42:00 +0000

All I can think about is that Kevin (Bloody) Wilson song… “Santa Claus you c**t! Where’s my fucking bike!”

Clearly his Mum and Dad filled the form in wrong!

Cheers

By: Karen (Misc Mum)

Karen (Misc Mum) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:10:44 +0000

oh – gawd. I got this yesterday at my daughter’s xmas party, inside a xmas card.

By: magpie

magpie — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:50:04 +0000

That is funny.

By: Gina

Gina — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:44:45 +0000

Now I am looking at my face thinking, “Is it hard?”

My husband thinks I am talking about him, but I already know the answer, so no need to ask.

By: Lightening

Lightening — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:24:42 +0000

I’m taggin’ you for another meme Kelley and if you’ve already been tagged – you MUST pretend you haven’t. OKAY???????? Gotta do mine!!!!!! Or else!!!!!! LOL.

By: Boneblower

Boneblower — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:18:02 +0000

Don’t bother guys, it didn’t make any difference last year!!!! I really think santa needs to read his own fucking mail instead of getting the elves to do it! They stuffed up with passing on the information and santa got it all wrong!!

We told him the kids hadn’t been ‘that’ good but they got heaps of stuff anyway, he was under the assumption that we had a chimney and tried to ‘raise’ the roof to get in (using their anchoring gear because our flat roof was meant to be pitched), and the refreshments were certainly not to santas liking so ‘he’ found his own in the fridge!!

By: Stimey

Stimey — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:50:28 +0000

This is excellent. I’ll get working on it right away! (And start stocking up on booze.)

By: Bettina

Bettina — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:20:54 +0000

bahahahaaaaa

**runs off to print that out to bamboozle her kids with**

I keep telling them santa likes ALCOHOL (preferably vodka or bourbon) instead of milk!! DOn’t see milk anywhere on that form mwahahahaha

By: Maddy

Maddy — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:04:24 +0000

Well that’s one way we could guarantee to receive some sacks of coal I suppose – just can’t stand form filling.
Cheers