Seems these days you have to fill out a freaking form for everything.
Except to have kids.
Any fuckwit can go get up the duff and completely screw up a child and raise the next Charles Manson/Osama Bin Laden/Britney Spears.
But I digress….
Last year I received this in the mail from Santa.
Fat bastard needs this before he will deign to come down my non-existent chimney.
So you better get your forms in quick people. If it is not stamped and filed by his little minions in time, little Johnny and Sarah will be baying for your blood come Christmas morning…… and the only blood I wanna see come Christmas morning is in my Bloody Mary….
So print it, get your little people to fill it out and hand it to your local shopping mall Santa.
And make sure you can see his hands at all times.……
here is the easier to read pdf version: santaform.pdf
December 12, 2007 at 7:59 am
Thanks for that… and thanks for the link phew.. gotta race out and fill in thaT FORM RIGHT NOW!!!!! Cant stay here typing you a comment <3
December 12, 2007 at 8:44 am
Oh no! I didn’t get a form! Am I going to have to sit on hold on the phone for hours while I request a new one?
December 12, 2007 at 9:52 am
Oh that is so cute! The funniest bit is where you have to sign your name “in running writing” – that brings back memories!
December 12, 2007 at 10:25 am
Surely Santa could get with the times and have an online form?
In Australia if you send your letters to…
To Santa
North Pole 9999
Post it of with a stamp and your address on the back and you will get a reply.
December 12, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Well that’s one way we could guarantee to receive some sacks of coal I suppose – just can’t stand form filling.
Cheers
December 12, 2007 at 12:20 pm
bahahahaaaaa
**runs off to print that out to bamboozle her kids with**
I keep telling them santa likes ALCOHOL (preferably vodka or bourbon) instead of milk!! DOn’t see milk anywhere on that form mwahahahaha
December 12, 2007 at 2:50 pm
This is excellent. I’ll get working on it right away! (And start stocking up on booze.)
December 12, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Don’t bother guys, it didn’t make any difference last year!!!! I really think santa needs to read his own fucking mail instead of getting the elves to do it! They stuffed up with passing on the information and santa got it all wrong!!
We told him the kids hadn’t been ‘that’ good but they got heaps of stuff anyway, he was under the assumption that we had a chimney and tried to ‘raise’ the roof to get in (using their anchoring gear because our flat roof was meant to be pitched), and the refreshments were certainly not to santas liking so ‘he’ found his own in the fridge!!
December 12, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I’m taggin’ you for another meme Kelley and if you’ve already been tagged – you MUST pretend you haven’t. OKAY???????? Gotta do mine!!!!!! Or else!!!!!! LOL.
December 13, 2007 at 2:44 am
Now I am looking at my face thinking, “Is it hard?”
My husband thinks I am talking about him, but I already know the answer, so no need to ask.
December 13, 2007 at 2:50 am
That is funny.
December 13, 2007 at 12:10 pm
oh – gawd. I got this yesterday at my daughter’s xmas party, inside a xmas card.
December 14, 2007 at 4:42 am
All I can think about is that Kevin (Bloody) Wilson song… “Santa Claus you c**t! Where’s my fucking bike!”
Clearly his Mum and Dad filled the form in wrong!
Cheers
BC
December 14, 2007 at 11:51 am
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