I am debating on a new name for my husband.
DH is just not cutting it any more. Not since Mario-porn-star. THAT name suited him.
But once he shaves off that Mo. Won’t really ‘go’.
He wants to be known as Sex God. SG for short. Methinks Stupid Git is more appropriate.
Or Wog Boy. That is certainly descriptive.
Here is the final photo of the monstrosity.
Rather pathetic really, for a whole months growth. His chest hair is thicker….
So my lovely internets again I am coming to you to name another family member.
I guess you want a little something for your trouble. How about when I amend ‘The Magnetobold Family” page at the top there to update DH/Mario-porn-star’s details, your name and permanent link to your blog. That page gets around 5 or so views a day so that is a lot of lovin’ right there.
OK, let the madness begin. I will keep comments and nominations open till Monday evening.
And I am waking him at midnight (cause you know I will still be up, sigh) and shaving the bastard off. He can choose to co-operate or not. I have my girlfriends Epi-lady here, and we know that hurts like fuck. Hmmmm, could be rather entertaining……
November 30, 2007 at 8:57 pm
My DH suggests S.A.G for sex and grief. All in one tidy package. Or at least it will be tidy once you shave him.
PS. Did he buy you that coffee machine?
November 30, 2007 at 9:18 pm
*gaffaw* Perhaps I should get the suggestions together and get the rabbit to decide? She seems quite taken with him….
No that Asshat HASN’T bought me the coffee machine. I EARNT that (well really he did *snigger*) hmmmmmm, might bring it up while I am holding a razor to his throat, I mean shaving off his mo.
November 30, 2007 at 9:42 pm
I’d love to come up with a really witty name for you but I still call my DH “honey”. Pretty soppy hey? And on my blog I think I call him DH – pretty boring, yeah? Fat lot of help I am!!!! LOL
November 30, 2007 at 9:59 pm
It has to be MPS cause mario porn star is so PMS twisted right…
MPS=PMS .
Everytime I see DH.. I immediately think DickHead, and we all know our spouses arent DHs all the time right…
But MPS could be…
my problem spouse
male problem solver (oh god stop me now)
men piss slowly
might pissorf soon
ok ok ok
cheers kim
November 30, 2007 at 10:02 pm
If you have to change from DH, which to my mind was super functional (dear hubby, darling hubby, dick head, dastardly hubby, dashing hubby, dweeb hubby, doofus hubby, etc etc) then may I humbly suggest changing merely the “D” to an “A” (Ass Hat, Amazing Hubby, Astounding hubby, Amusing hubby, Annoying hubby, etc etc)
The epilady for mo removal. You are truly evil. I want to have your babies.
November 30, 2007 at 10:25 pm
I think Kim could be onto something – except maybe it should be MCPS –
Men Can’t Piss Straight
I dunno about slow, but mine sure can’t aim straight.
Will sleep on this and see if I come up with anything else
November 30, 2007 at 11:10 pm
I call my guy chubby bubby. You may borrow CB if you like. LOL
December 1, 2007 at 8:01 am
Lightening: Not soppy. Nice. I’m not know for the ‘nice’.
Kim: Every day your insanity is showing more and more. And I am lovin’ it. *gaffaw* they are brilliant!
Bettina: I will send my babies to you in a postpak. Oh that is not what you meant? LOL AH was my first thought too.
Desert Queen: Seems I am bringing out the crazy in you too. Bwaaaa haaaa haaa!
Mystarbucks: Yeah, it’s like this. I mentioned it to Mario-porn-star and he was all like, ‘I don’t think so girlfriend’ and started channeling some black chick. And we dont want a wog boy channeling a black chick…. it aint pretty.
But if you are offering the services *snort* of you husband, can he fix shit, cause mine cant.
December 1, 2007 at 11:12 am
So do tell… Is it gone now?
cant think of any names at the moment. but if i do you will be the first to know.
December 1, 2007 at 11:57 am
I want to see the bloody mess you made of his face removing the mo!! lol
hmmmm
I need to get out of the house!! It’s making me bloodthirsty sitting around all day
December 1, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I have just ‘found’ your blog and pissed myself laughing at some of the stuff I’ve read!! I think Silverback (SB) would be a great name change!
To those who don’t know me, I know this family and think this name is extremely fitting! Up to Kelley xox
December 1, 2007 at 11:19 pm
ooooo are you the much fondled friend?
bahaha
December 2, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Oh PMSL at Bettina’s comment. Oops might have woken the kids and DH, laughing too loud.
And yes Kelley you are bringing out the crazy – well its always been there, just that I have to hide it sometimes as lots of my friends (RL and Internet) just don’t get my warped sense of humour. Even my brothers temporarily disowned me when I told them my Yahoo and Facebook ID. Its not my fault I’m an Aquarian……
And I came up with another couple of suggestions but not sure if I should post them here *snigger*
December 3, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Hi Kelley,
my vote is for TAFKAMPS (The Artist Formerly Known As Mario Porn Star) – you could pronounce it “taffcamps”.
The alternative is one of the well-known terms of endearment that straight women have given to their men since time immemorial. “The Lawnmower Man” (comes in two strokes or four), “The Bandit” (in and out in 30 seconds), or “The Cowboy” (because she thinks that he probably prefers his chaps on backwards).
Thanks for writing
Best regards, Andrew