Comments on: Fucking Murphy

By: Smiley Saturday « Dances to the beet of her own drum

Smiley Saturday « Dances to the beet of her own drum — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:11:13 +0000

[...] Well its Saturday again. How did come around so fast? Seems like only yesterday it was Monday and I was finishing my Christmas shopping and swearing at Murphy. [...]

By: Desertqueen

Desertqueen — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:10:49 +0000

Can’t you get IV caffeine?? What? No-one’s developed it in a pure unadulterated IV form. Get onto it girl, there’s a huge market out there – me included.

My husband and kids know not to talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my intake of caffeine.

My caffeine-supplied heart goes out to you. Hope the situation is remedied soon. And I vote with the others – call an early end to Movember exile and see what DH can do……….about the coffee machine.

By: Frogdancer

Frogdancer — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:02:45 +0000

You may want to throttle me….

I’ve tagged you for a meme. It’s on my blog. I know I know, good on me, what a jolly good fellow I am.

Accept or decline… do with it what you will.

By: kim

kim — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 05:55:23 +0000

p.s that is what you get for offending New Zealanders and Tasmanians in one comment…

MUUAAAWHAHAHAHAH….. snort..

By: alyndabear

alyndabear — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:59:04 +0000

Murphy.. gah. We’ve all had our bones to pick with him. SOMEONE BRING THE WOMAN COFFEE!

By: kim

kim — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:50:18 +0000

I feel your pain.. The offspring learned VERY VERY VERY QUICKLY… Do not talk to me before I have had the first coffee….

I will be back when it is Safe… xox

By: magneto bold too

magneto bold too — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:25:07 +0000

Tiffany: OMG! That totally made me spurt water all over my keyboard. That was brilliant!

“Keeps you caffeinated, cool and drunk, with all the nuts you could ever want!!!!!”

Oh that is the funniest thing EVAH!

Meg: Should be OK now, McCafe coffee at 6.30am and a HUGE one from Gloria Jeans just inhaled….

Frogdancer: Thanks for the education and even if I could stomach instant it would take a whole jar to get the buzz I normally get!

Kin: I am thinking my coffee requirements outweigh the childrens need for food and medications….. fair point?

Erin: Would rather shove coffee beans up my arse than drink instant. Yes, I am a coffee snob. Might put the options to Mario-porn-star as long as he wears a surgeons mask….. could be kinky! LMAO

Contrary: No walmart here sadly. But McCafe opens at 5am……

Mystarbucks: Nah, just need coffee. Feeling goooooood right now with my belly full of latte goodness.

Veronica: Yeah, perhaps I should msg him now…

Stella Devine: I thought I had some *sob* but must have eaten them all. Gotta carry a mirror around with me when I eat them though. Coffee grounds in teeth is NOT a good look!

Melinda: You pee coffee? Hmmmmm, if I get desperate might give you a call!

By: Melinda

Melinda — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:33:29 +0000

If I didn’t have my coffee I might certainly resort to something kinky just to get me by…there is no hope for us caffiene-o-holics!

My friends and family literally clear the area, backing away like I am holding a machine gun in their face when they know I haven’t had my fix.

I don’t think coffee flavored ice cream will cut it though. It has to be true Columbia, dark roast, weighty coffee. The kind that comes out when I pee smelling freshly brewed.

By: Stella Devine

Stella Devine — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:35:34 +0000

Chocolate coated coffee beans are a good standby to keep in the cupboard for days like these. Try not to eat the whole packet in one go.

By: Veronica

Veronica — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 21:32:05 +0000

I’m with Erin, tell DH that a coffee machine may just get him a little love *ahem*.