Now I am totally craving porn.

So I dont see him working out how to even use the internet on his mobile just yet (he has just worked out message bank and the clock alarm) but as my blog is in my favourites list (yes Kel I do actually look at my own blog, just to see if its still there lol) he may well have worked out how to get to it to read it more often.

Thankfully he doesnt know i comment on other blogs and talk about him on them LOLOL. I would sooo be in trouble then.

So Movember, lol well like Veronica, I am used to mine having full pirates beard (and its even red naturally lol) and when he does decide to shave i feel like i am suddenly dating jailbait, he looks that young without the beard.

I dont like the day to day stubble, too prickly and scratchy.

Only issue with beard and mo is when he doesnt dry the mo after having a drink or splashing his face etc (generally in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning when he is only half awake and being somewhat slack), as i tell him (rather loudly) its like kissing a wet toothbrush.

Oooh and lol at the pornstar thing, most of them are clean shaven arent they? Hmm must go find some porn and look at their faces just to see if they have facial hair or if they even show the mens faces??

And just what does 70’s or 80’s porn music sound like? The only thing i can think of is “you spin me round round baby right round” song because i know a guy that used to dance to that in a strip club to pay his way through uni, (from what I have been told about it), wearing little jock straps, oiled up and dancing in a cage with all the coloured flashy lights and strobes etc, sounds very interesting lol, pity i was under the age of ten during that era, I missed all the fun apparently.

Right, off to go focus on some cardiac issues and actually make a dent in this essay. Hoping i can concentrate and not see porn stars with mo’s when my brain starts wandering.

Still PMSL LOLOL.