It’s that time of year again.
Mo-freakin’-vember!
DH has decided to join in the frivolity of Movember again this year. No kissing for you buddy. I hate him with a mo because he looks like a mobster and it plays havoc with my skin.
But worst of all bad porn music plays through my head when ever I see him.
Or, ‘I ‘ave come to clean zee pooooool’
His facial hair grows so sloooowly that he just looks scruffy for the first few weeks. Like he needs a good scrub down.
Wa waka wa waaaah.
Shit. Everything sounds like a porn line now.
Not that I know what porn is like of course.
What a lovely first post for my NaBloPoMo. Gunna get tons of people scrambling to read my posts.
In their underwear.
While waiting for their brown paper packages to arrive in the mail….
Not that I know what that means of course.
November 1, 2007 at 1:05 pm
ROFLMAO
OMG that has made my day
hehe
now I’m gonna be hearing bad 70’s porn music all day :p Not that I know what it sounds like HAHA
November 1, 2007 at 2:00 pm
If it makes you feel any better, I am not expecting any porn in the mail. Right now, anyway. Later, maybe.
Ok, I have go fiddle with my widgets now.
(Man, that sounded dirty)
November 1, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I am totally turned on right now.
November 1, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Ha! This made me laugh, my partner sports a full beard all the time. He actually shaved it all off last month and I told him he had to grow it back.
November 1, 2007 at 11:48 pm
I learn the most interesting things here… Movember. Wow. Too funny! Oops – I’ll let you go; it looks like your postman showed up with some brown paper covered items…
November 2, 2007 at 12:53 am
PMSL. Even had DBF ROFL at this post whereas normally he raises his eyebrows and declares us females are boring (now mind you he asked what it is I blog about the other day adn then read my entire blog and commented later that it let him see another side of me as I normally dont verbalise a lot of these things, so maybe the declarations of boring females are just a cover to deny his interest).
So Movember, lol well like Veronica, I am used to mine having full pirates beard (and its even red naturally lol) and when he does decide to shave i feel like i am suddenly dating jailbait, he looks that young without the beard.
I dont like the day to day stubble, too prickly and scratchy.
Only issue with beard and mo is when he doesnt dry the mo after having a drink or splashing his face etc (generally in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning when he is only half awake and being somewhat slack), as i tell him (rather loudly) its like kissing a wet toothbrush.
Oooh and lol at the pornstar thing, most of them are clean shaven arent they? Hmm must go find some porn and look at their faces just to see if they have facial hair or if they even show the mens faces??
And just what does 70’s or 80’s porn music sound like? The only thing i can think of is “you spin me round round baby right round” song because i know a guy that used to dance to that in a strip club to pay his way through uni, (from what I have been told about it), wearing little jock straps, oiled up and dancing in a cage with all the coloured flashy lights and strobes etc, sounds very interesting lol, pity i was under the age of ten during that era, I missed all the fun apparently.
Right, off to go focus on some cardiac issues and actually make a dent in this essay. Hoping i can concentrate and not see porn stars with mo’s when my brain starts wandering.
Still PMSL LOLOL.
November 2, 2007 at 8:27 am
my hubbie has been threatening me with growing a mo too, but thankfully he’s just been teasing me. I have invisions of porn stars too lol
November 2, 2007 at 3:42 pm
I’m not a big fan of facial hair either… especially since my hubby looks like a Sopranos-reject/ wannabe gangsta with a ’stach. Happy Movember!
November 2, 2007 at 4:41 pm
lol Erin! My hubby decided that he needs to be able to download my blog entries to his mobile when he’s on the road so he can keep up with whats going on “my world”
November 3, 2007 at 12:48 am
LOL Bettina that is so cool of your hubby to do. Mine isnt that technical, it has taken me 3.5 years just to get him to actually carry and occasionally use his mobile. He had an old one from his dad but never used it, so when he got his trade quals and abn and business name earlier this year I bought him a new mobile – a tradies one, that is relatively simple and waterproof as well.
So I dont see him working out how to even use the internet on his mobile just yet (he has just worked out message bank and the clock alarm) but as my blog is in my favourites list (yes Kel I do actually look at my own blog, just to see if its still there lol) he may well have worked out how to get to it to read it more often.
Thankfully he doesnt know i comment on other blogs and talk about him on them LOLOL. I would sooo be in trouble then.
November 4, 2007 at 11:21 pm
You are freaking hilarious.
Now I am totally craving porn.
November 10, 2007 at 11:27 am
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