I just spent 4 hours arguing with Boo. About his birthday invitations.
It was 6 hours the other night.
At one point I threw my hands up in the air and screamed.
He smirked and said ‘Strangle me, like Homer does’
Friggin’ hell. If I beat him within an inch of his life, it would be rewarding the little shit.
So he won. My fabulously creative, freaking AMAZING invitations complete with the signature of Minerva McGonagall and Hogwarts crest is now in tatters on the floor.
And he has done his own.
and the flip side.
It has taken 3 days and he is STILL freaking screaming about it…. tonights hysteria is about the RSVP. He wants it to be 24/7 as in 24 hours / 7 days.
He is mumbling about it right now, as he walks his feet up the wall. That is my fault. I said
‘You are driving me up the wall’
His reply, ‘No I am not. I am walking up the wall. Can’t drive, stupid.’
Fair call. Literal little bastard.


October 19, 2007 at 5:15 am
LOL at him being Literal.
Not that it helps, but DS saw the pic and decided to read over my shoulder and was quite impressed with the invites and asked if he was invited too. I did reply with “well who is going to pay for you to fly/bus/taxi whatever all the way to country vic?” He looked at me like I was talking about another planet lolol.
Oh and he has put in his request for you to do his birthday party if that is what the invites look like (teehee i told him “thats IF he gets a party”. Not telling him YET, i want to do really cool party for him being the 10th!).
October 19, 2007 at 5:34 am
I wanna go. Can you give me directions to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?
October 19, 2007 at 7:42 am
I can just imagine having a 24/7 RSVP. You’d probably get a phone call at 4am from the insomniac parent.
October 19, 2007 at 7:45 am
Man, kids take all the fun out of things. Like beating them.
October 19, 2007 at 4:37 pm
the insomniac parent ringing at 4 am………. hmm that would be me mahahaha
seriously talented invitation decorator though i must say.
sory am too tired to punctuate today
October 20, 2007 at 10:12 pm
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