My girlfriend sent me this. Apparently they are called Bikini jeans and they are big in China….
I have no words.
I have one question though….
boots or kitten heels?
September 29, 2007
Oh. My. GAWD!
Posted by magneto bold too under funstuff | Tags: funny, stupid people, weird shit |[10] Comments
September 29, 2007 at 10:31 pm
You might need a cross between a boot and a kitten heel to go with that
September 30, 2007 at 3:09 am
Um, hmm, well lets just say I wont be buying a pair of them, hehe i think you need to be 16years old and a size 8 – 12 to get away with those.
As for the shoes, um personally I would go boots, but then i am still unsure what kitten heels actually are lol. Can you get a cross between a boot and a kitten heel? Either way, RED or Black or a combo of both.
September 30, 2007 at 6:31 am
That’s HILARIOUS!!!!!!
September 30, 2007 at 9:18 am
Yeah that would be a real good look on me. Really let my stretchmarks shine… And of course I’d wear ‘em with the joggers I live in…
September 30, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Well the other day I saw some seriously tacky red vinyl shoes that then went into a boot. OMG I can’t even explain how gross they are. I am thinking, roll up the leg of these lovelies and and wack on a pair of them.
Oh and Erin! you would need to be a heck of a lot smaller than a size 8 to fit into ‘em!
September 30, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Next will be a g-string version.
A friend of a friend reckons they must be for women who like low cut hipsters but are too afraid to get a brazilian!
September 30, 2007 at 5:50 pm
LOL K well I have no fear of ever fitting into a size 8, let alone smaller, so wont have to worry about purchasing a pair of those.
Emma, i agree, my stretchmarks would look fabulous with those pants and so would my Saucony’s which I also live in daily (best ones for the way my ankle rolls).
October 1, 2007 at 3:18 am
Here’s one compliments of my alcoholic swinger ex-inlaws; who were a source of a constant “You’re kidding me, right?” comments. Not only were they caught by their teenage daughter but they had reversed the roles. She was doing him! Poor girl. Just imagine how a counselor might approach that one!
October 1, 2007 at 11:04 pm
WTF?
Shoulda had another cup before scrolling down.
October 2, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Dont worry Girl, VE was commenting about another post, think they must have just clicked the wrong page. It makes sense if you read the post about teens overhearing things.